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Anti-Spam Tip #005

rt) More of a comic relief than an actual tip, this spam sonnet (well, sort of) goes to show what spam can provoke in the sensitive artistic mind :-)

Spam Sonnett 
Wert thou no spamster in thy vain despair
With blinking coins for eyes on soft and harder ware,
Bereft of Phoebe's gentle, tender touch —
Fain would the world beseech thee to desist
And offer its caress of welcome and of care.

But in thine craft's perverted, pushing strife
Thou art the plague of ether, a whip unto the life
Of honest men and women, art their spike
Of daily pain, consuming time and space
Exhorting hate, ubiquitous and rife. 

So see them all invoke their filt'ring might
And set an end to thine obnoxious plight!

Of course, this ain't no real sonnet — but then, spammers don't deserve any better …

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